Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Scrooge's Diary

Dec. 24 1843
Dear Diary,
The merry feeling came today. I have always hated it. The carolers, the giving, it easily gets on my nerves. It's like the whole of the world is out to get me! They want me to give up my money to a bunch of ------- homeless people.
I hate Christmas and all that take part in the ghastly holiday. It's not like they just leave you alone. Oh no. They sing to you, and they bother you until AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Even the poorest people in the town are giving up their MONEY! I would never do such a thing as give up my money. No way.
This is why the Christmas spirit is stupid and dumb, and I wish it would all go away.
I hate Christmas.
Bah. Bah humbug.